Nanny Dials 911

I know that my wife’s pregnancy is only at its week 12th, and it’s still long until the due date, but I have started wondering how I am going to take care of the baby. I mean, I never have a proper training in raising a child. Heck, the only way I know how is from how my parents raised me, which, judging by the result, might not be the best way.
So I tried to find tips and tricks from the most comfortable source of information, the TV.

I watched the show Nanny 911 last week. And after a few minutes I was terrified by how the children on the show were behaving. It was like the children were put there on TV just for the show before they were returned to their real parents, the Wolverines.
But the show gave a lot of tips and tricks about how to discipline a child, which I might share with you if I could remember any. I ended up not paying any attention to how the Nanny disciplined them because I was too busy waiting for the children to create chaos and bite their parents’ ankle, because those what good TV were.
So, except the nightmare about baby wolves, I did not learn anything from that show. Stupid me.
That’s why I am planning to watch this show again tonight. I hope that I could get some tips and tricks on raising children. And I hope the children bite.