Freezing Box

After we got some appliances from our relative, we now have two refrigerators in my kitchen. So now we can easily store any amount of food and drinks. In fact, at this moment I think I have too many snacks and junk food in there with enough cholesterol to give any regular athlete a cardiac arrest.

Yes I can now buy more things and just put inside the fridge so that if in one evening I am hungry, I can just open the fridge door and conviniently get food poisoning because most of the food have long passed its expiry date, so long that some of them have started to crawl on its own.

Unfortunately, I couldn't remember the expiry dates, so last night I needed to throw away some expired food. Such a waste. It usually does not happen to me in the past because I have a simple and effective way to know when the food expires: I ask my wife.
But now that we have more than one fridge, it's harder to keep track.

So now we need to find a new way. And this is what I want:
Why can't the geniuses at electronic companies produce a computer in fridge door, where people can input/scan expiry dates of all the food inside, and when the date is approaching, the fridge can remind us, using a recorded voice that we usually heard saying, "Your call is very important to us. Please hold the line while our officers use the line to gossip about Paris Hilton"? But instead the fridge will say, "Your milk is expiring in 1 day. Your lettuce has expired for 6 days and grows three eyes and is planning to mate with your Kraft cheese".
It would be a great addition to a fridge.