Diet Schmiet

I cannot remember whether I have mentioned in this blog that I have gained 4 kg after I got married. So consequently some of my caring friends give me ways to go diet. Those kind of friends should be thrown into deep sea with a piano tied on their neck.

I tried to follow one of my friends' suggestion to detox my body. Detox is a special kind of diet where you only eat natural and nutritious things such as fruits, vegetables or shampoos.
So yesterday my wife and I tried this detox thing.
You know that there are many concepts about diet that at first looks painful and hard to do but when you actually try it, it isn't that painful and hard? Well, detox is not that kind of diet!
It's painful and torturing to my stomach. I only ate orange, grape and banana for diner. And after the nasi padang experience that I had in Indonesia last week, eating those fruits is like eating tic-tac to my tummy. So the rest of the night was a torture.
But luckily my wife, who clearly has higher hunger-tolerance than me, helped making me more miserable by showing me a complete menu of Pizza Hut. So yes, I heard my tummy rumbling like a broken three-ton bulldozer for the whole night.
However, I survived the night and as a result of doing the diet, I woke up with a different feeling. A feeling that I could eat a lot of things, including my friend who suggested this diet.