Bed Time Story

People say that after marriage, bedroom is where the action is.
And hoe it is so true. How can you take away action from the bedroom when all night you and your wife push each other on your bed to get extra space, and play tug o war with your blanket?

The lovey dovey that we were, we decided to buy a queen size bed. Don't worry about the size, we said. We do not need a king-size bed, we said, we do not want to be too far away from each other. Gosh, how much love alcohol did we have when we said that.

I am used to sleep on a big bed and I move a lot when I sleep. The problem is so does my wife. So now that we sleep together, we sometimes end up waking up with one of our arms twisted in a funny way. In a funny scary way.

So we need to find a solution for this, before my wife decides that I need to sleep in the bathroom. For now we just try not to move a lot, which is very hard to do since I usually do not control my body when I am asleep.
Sometimes I put a bolster pillow in between us, but it doesn't work. When we wake up, the bolster is usually not in its place anymore and end up in a strange place, like in Brunei.
So for now self control is the only way to go.

Luckily, I do not snore. Or at least my wife has not complained about it.