Wed Help Again

I am helping another friends of mine getting married. Yes, again. I don't know why this year is very popular for couple to tie the knot. Maybe it's because it's the year of the pig in Chinese calendar. A pig, as you know, is an animal that has a lot of babies and is always fat. So, Chinese people who get married in the year of pig is expected to be the same. At least that's what is said by many parents, who basically would say anything to get their grown-up children to move out from the house, including telling the children to be like pigs.

Another question that need to be asked is why I am always involved in the preparation. Couples came to me and asked me to share my expertise that I learnt from my experience in planning up my own wedding. "Empy", they said,” Your wedding preparation was so terrible. Can you join the wedding team so that you can tell them what NOT to do?"
No, sorry, of course they didn't say that. Not all of them. But since I was the first who got married this year, the rest who follows then can capitalize on my experience, then ask me to lift chairs & tables and take out the trash.
Who said a church wedding is not memorable?